Alaska, I SOOOOOOOOO heart you - and I think you know what I’m talking about!!
/Hey Failin: put your head between your legs and KISS YER ASS GOO-BYE!!!!  You racist, pandering, SUCKTACULAR TW*T!

Either I’m ovulating, the wine is kicking in, or I’m just plain soggy in the nether-regions for the Best. Website. EVAR!!!! (besides, DUH, the uber-hawtness of Pinklatex - but I know I didn’t have to fuckin’ state the obvious - you knew that already!).
Babydolls and Wang-Wielders, I give you DICKIPEDIA!!! Fuckin great. Go there. [...]

This is strange. Its Sean Connery, Owen Wilson, Dr. Phil, George Bush, Christopher Walken, and John Madden, etc. as pilgrims on a boat, well, as ceramic figures on a pirate ship….I don’t know, its fucking strange, just watch it!

I heart Andrew Sullivan of The Atlantic.  This caught my eye and I’m fuckin’ bored. So, enjoy!
Scott Horton points to this paragraph by Patricia Wald, a former federal appellate judge who served as a war crimes tribunal judge for Yugoslavia. Scott:
There should be no confusion about what is being said here. One of America’s most [...]

Rusty: So I used to get wasted and call the party lines, that is where I met Gino..( a closeted gay “stylist” from the north end) Rusty: he seemed to be normal; I thought maybe he might be cool to get wasted with
Rusty: So we go to a bar together and he starts droning on [...]

What has daddy been searching for on google….
I was at there house… I saw that great big apple shooting dirty looks at me from across and empty apple and cocks kitchen…
That apple knew me, and wanted me to engage in its evil game… So I did, ya I did… Bill Gates doesn’t scare this dirty [...]

So this is interesting,  This elderly woman has been living with two SERIOUSLY decomposed bodies of her siblings on of which was dead for more than 20 years!!!  The other had been seen last in in 2003. Now, I mean I love me some family but if they die, I will eat them forget storing [...]

Now keep in mind most of these peeps are from Fargo, North Dakota, so just imagine them speaking to you in their superb accent asking you if you want them to shove vegetables up your butt! Lmao, WTF, this is the most fun I’ve had all week!!! I need to get out more [...]

Sharon had this posted on her AMAZING page,

Take 5 minutes and watch this absolutely amazing speech that contains nothing more than truth, passion and heart. If you indeed have a heart in your hollow chest,  this video will make a change happen in you.
Please know causing needless pain to others will never send you [...]

The Christians find a way to justify fucked up things that happen to people in their families.  If you are a drug addict, alcoholic, or mentally ill, perhaps it is due to the generational curse.  Was your mom not married?  Your grandmother?  How about a random aunt who lives in Alaska?  It could be the [...]